Why its great to be a guy!

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Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress R20000, Tux rental R1000.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

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