Dumb Ass Jokes

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Here are a few… silly i know but fun is you having a bad day and what a little silly laugh

Milkeshake anyone?

A man walks into a bar… ouch

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill.”

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?………..a stick!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: “So, why the long face?”

What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??………A snooker table.

What’s black and white and has wheels?…a zebra! and i lied about the wheels

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